That reminds me of one of my favorite Johnny Carson moments...

A lady was on the Tonight Show who collected potato chips that resembled things - a dog, a bird (no finger). In any case, while she was talking, Johnny took a chip from a hidden bowl and started munching it. Her reaction was priceless, since she of course assumed he was snacking on her "collection".
Come to think of it, if you give Bush your chip, he may just say thank-you and eat it !

-Bob