The moment you've ALL been waiting for is finally here...
(no login) Posted Jun 14, 2008 7:42 PM
If you've ever had to compile a program, you know all about the degenerative effects of such a process on your cervical functions. Seems every completed compilation cycle affects your ability to concentrate and keep a positive attitude on your development projects and it's outcome. After years of serious research into the field A group of software developers graduating from medical school have created a product just for you, the developer.
Introducing MyCodesARunnin, a revolutionary new drug designed by software developers for software developers just like you. By taking this miraculous pill 4 times a day you'll feel your concentration augmented and you're ability to hit F5 greatly improved. Likewise, your ability to keep a smile on your face while you correct those 100s of errors before deeming your code in it's final stage of development will give you the boost you need to get the job done.
The Medical Association warns that there are side effects in using MyCodesARunnin. People who have a history of failed projects should not use MyCodesARunnin as having their code run might represent too big an impact, for the same reasons people with a pace maker and other heartbeat regulating devices should use caution and consult their doctors prior to starting a MyCodesARunnin regiment.
It's important to note that MyCodesARunnin is not yet approved by the FTA (or the SPCA for that matter) Though we are pretty confident that it will get approved after just a few human subjects manifest a certain degree of elevated success rate.
The Medical Association also warns that if you are pregnant or can get pregnant DO NOT MyCodesARunnin without talking to your Doctor. You should also stop using MyCodesARunnin if you experience a coding success rate that goes on consecutively for longer than 4 hours.
Finally, You may develop a certain addiction to the product as well as form a resistance to the effects of other products promising the same success rates. Don't be fooled by the competition, there is only one MyCodesARunnin.