God dam motherfuckin competition bastards! Who do they think they fuckin are? They can take there high end noses and shove them up my ass and sniff!

I kick their God dam tails almost every day and they have no fuckin chance the basturds!

Who ever said competition makes the world go around can FUCK themselves, everyday. Who needs competition.. Just do it my way you fuckers..then no worries..

Ya fuck you Skippin competition makes it that much funner so you can go fuck yourself bastard!!

Can't come out and identify yourself.

Must not have nuts. LOL

Ya fuck you you fuck.I've got the biggest balls of all

I have the biggest, balls of them all....
So...
Who likes big balls?

You know I thought I had the biggests balls of them all.Hey skippin don't worry I still love you!!

Than mine must be, the fuck'in hairiest...
Sending you a great big,
HAIRY, ball hang'in sphincter wink!
Oh ya...
Fuck everybody,
And the horses they rode in on!

Hey Effin you sure know how to make a person laugh,Now go fuck yourself you fuck,no just kidding,no go do it,no just kidding,no I mean it this time, I think, hold on I'm not quite sure well if you want you can I'll leave it up to you

Ya know, if ya fuck the horses too, they'll be even more horses and even more fuckheads riding in on them!!

Ya, right. Just what we fucking need...
Fuck heads that can eat and shit,
And eat and shit, and eat and shit!
I heard their shit just grows more shit.
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!

Ya thats right eat and shit thats what fuckheads do

You can be funny too, if you try hard enough!
I said "Hard", "giggle"