Who says you can never go home again?

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The door opens...revealing none other then.....SEXRETARY KELLYKELLY!!



Kelly: Hi!



She's quickly pushed out of frame by an angry Guy Fierce!!!! DWF VICE PRESIDENT!




Guy: Hey...this isn't starbucks...







Maria: It doesn't look like it..it looks more like a wrestling establishment of some kind. Perhaps the fabled TCW?



Guy: Oo!!




KellyKelly: What's that?



Guy: Long story...but the story I'd like to know is...what happened to the starbucks!!! I NEED MY LATTE!!




It's just then that GTWF superstar Devin runs by carrying a box...




Guy: Hmmm?





Followed shortly afterward by a giant beast of a man...also carrying an assortment of boxes...





Guy: Nice Juggs....




KellyKelly: Thank you.




Guy: Oo?



KellyKelly: Looks like somebody is moving in.




Guy: Or maybe moving back in!!!




KellyKelly: Same thing.



Guy: I wonder...




Guy advances in the ashes of the former starbucks....heading towards where Devin and that gigantic fellow ran off to..opening the doors to the back area....Guy Fierce realizes what has happened!!!




Guy: THEY STOPPED RENTING OUT THE PLACE TO THE STARBUCKS!! AND PLAN TO RE-OPEN!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!




Falling to his knees Guy screams out into the heavens....




KellyKelly: Didn't you use to run gtwf?




Guy: Yes..




KellyKelly: Then isn't it a good thing that it's come back?



Guy: Yeah but I'm also the one who worked out the deal to rent out the front to starbucks.....as stated before...I NEED MY LATTE!!!




It's then that Maria hands Guy a Latte





Guy: Oo? WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?




Maria: There's a coffee machine right there...



Guy: Oh well then...all is well...




KellyKelly: YIPEE!!



the sexretaries being to jump up and down in celebration...bouncing to and fro in glee...





Guy: Reaallly good Latte....much better then the one we get over at the DWF office...hoooold on a second.....I HAVE AN IDEA!!!





Maria: I had one of those once...



KellyKelly: ME TOO!!




Guy: This FPJ fellow certainly couldn't have sprung this all by himself....DWF must be floating him some money or materials...




KellyKelly: What makes you say that?



Guy: That camera right there with DWF on the side...





KellyKelly: Oo!!




Guy: Surely they'll need a representative of the DWF....to ensure things run smoothly...yes...I think that's a job for me!!!





Maria: Eh?




Guy: I'll iron out the details later...for now it just means Im taking my office back...I wonder if my cheese collection is still there!!





With that the trio head towards Guy's GTWF office...




Posted on Aug 1, 2008, 1:28 AM

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