The Buddy Club HQ, formerly GTWF Owners Office, sits on the top floor of GTWF Towers and inside sits Frying Pan Joe and all The Buddies listening to the Nobody Better or Greater for Strings in C Minor, waving his hands in the air, conducting an imaginary orchestra. Suddenly Joe’s relaxation time is over as alarms begin blaring out in the Buddy Club and a big red light begins to spin around...
The Buddy Club Defence System 5000 has been triggered, and the tables and desks revolve to reveal lots of flashing lights and buttons and screens...Joe watches the screens as Nobody and Rage walk along the corridor...
Frying Pan Joe: Time to test out this baby....Buddy! Devin! Battle stations!
Buddy and Devin leap into their seats, holding a trigger in one hand and looking at a screen with Nobody and Rage in their crosshairs...
Frying Pan Joe: Fire!!!
As they begin firing....something happens....Noish walks up to Nobody and Rage....he is hit with the missiles from the Buddy Turrets, splatting him in the back with tiny bread bullets....Noish is down...
Noish: ...friend???
Frying Pan: Damn! Using one of our own as a human shield...cunning! Devin deploy the HindenPan!
Devin grabs a small inflatable zeppelin and pushing it out of the door... Joe uses it to navigate the halls towards Rage and Nobody...Grinning madly...
Frying Pan Joe: Muahaha! Here we go!
Devin: What’s going to happen?
Coachy: It has a bomb on it doesn’t it?
Frying Pan Joe: No, even better!
The zeppelin floats up to Rage and Nobody....they stop and look at it...it has a small note attached to it...it reads ‘follow me’, they look at each other... but ignore it!
Frying Pan Joe: Foiled again! I was going to get them to follow the zeppelin out of the arena and then shut the doors! These guys are good! Devin, what other toys do we have to use?
Devin: Something truly horrible....a weapon of mass destruction...
Frying Pan Joe: What?
Devin: Something so terrifying that people will gauge their own brains out at the sight!!
Frying Pan Joe: oO?
Devin: A LIFESIZE CARDBOARD CUT OUT OF DAN MCMAHON!!!
Frying Pan Joe: The Horror!!! Dare I use it? I’ll surely be tried for crimes against humanity!
Devin: They’re almost here!
Joe grabs the ultimate weapon and sticks it in front of the Buddy Club’s door... he writes a littler note and sticks it on Dan’s chest...it reads ‘Dan says you must be under this tall to enter’... The Buddies watch on the monitor as Rage and Nobody get to the cut out...
Rage: Who’s this clown?
Nobody: No idea...
They push Dan out of the way...the buddies cannot believe it!
Coachy: I don’t believe it!
Frying Pan Joe: My God! This cannot be!
Devin: RUN AWAAAAY!
Devin dives headfirst out of the window! Rage and Nobody knock on the door...Frying Pan Joe and The Buddies are done for DWF’s invaded the GTWF! All is lost!
Frying Pan Joe: This is it...Buddies...unite! We die together!