Everything!
by Frying Pan JoeAs Joe is about to reply to Nobody when the door opens! It’s Devin!
Devin: We’re really high up!
Buddy: You survived!
Devin: Luckily I landed on someone...
Frying Pan Joe: Who?
Devin: Vexed!
All: 
x4!
Devin: So they’re not going to kill us?
Frying Pan Joe: Nope, Nobody’s offering us something!
Devin: How can nobody offer you something?!
Frying Pan Joe: Good point, if you’re nobody then you can’t hurt me!
Nobody: I can too!
Frying Pan Joe: Well, he’s convinced me!
Devin: Me too!
Buddy: Guysh, I think I need a little trouble here, I’m in help...wait no...
Frying Pan Joe: Oh no! Buddy has tasted the devils brew! He’s been teetotal for 2 weeks, he gets mad when he drinks! Accordioneer Extraordinaire!
Accordioneer Extraordinaire: Yarr?
Frying Pan Joe: Play him a shanty to quell his fearsome rage!
Rage: Somebody say my name?
Frying Pan Joe: No, shush.
The Accordioneer Extraordinaire grabs his musical implement and vigorously plays, sure enough Buddy begins to sleep...deep into slumber he falls!
Devin: So an offer?
Rage: Nobody, are you sure? They’re really, really weird...
Nobody: I think so...
Posted on Aug 20, 2008, 2:57 PM
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