I'm this babys first! I popped da cherry!: "Original Just a little sumpin post"
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Kade sat in a dark locker room on the floor. His ring gear on except his gloves and elbow pad, with his singlet pulled down. Next to him was Seth who also only had his ring pants and boots on. There was a simple blue light coming from some where unexplained as the two men sat looking into the camera. Finally Kade spoke. “Four unfortenate souls. The DWF Undisputed Champion WyldChylde. The newly reunited Kalysto and MadDog Strangla, and EVE. What do they all have in common?” Kade asked.
“They’ve all had sex with each other and Guy?” Seth asked. Kade raised an eyebrow and looked at his brother.
“That’s actually a damn good guess. It wasn’t quite where I was going with it but that’s a damn good guess.” Kade said nodding.
“Now allow time for someone to come up with a clever gay joke against us!” Seth said pausing. Kade continuing staring at Seth.
“I would never fuck you. I wouldn’t fuck you with The grate kitteh’s dick!” Kade said as Seth’s mouth was a bit open. “Listen anyhow. Talk is cheap boys and girls. You all can go to the ring, stand in the parking lot hide in the middle of a mirror circle jerk in Guy’s office. Play time is over. Come time for Aggression we are all gonna find out exactly where everyone stands! And that is with Nightmare Inc. on top of the mountain.” Kade glared.
“You wouldn’t fuck me?” Seth asked showing his hurt as Kade’s head suddenly swung back to his direction. Shaking it he turned back to the camera.
"Do you even understand what the hell you just asked me? You are asking if I'd fuck my own brother! You
"You fucked Bitchoff!" Seth yelled glaring.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Lets get one thing straight he sucked my dick!" Kade said. Suddenly both brothers realized the camera was on, and live and turned and looked at it. Seth just let out a fight.
“Still can’t believe you wouldn’t fuck me.” Seth spoke. Kade raised an eyebrow.
“I can not believe you wont let this go.” Kade grumbled.
“Why wouldn’t you fuck me? I’m a handsome man!” Seth said with a tear in his eye.
“You are my brother you fucking moron!” Kade grumbled.
“Fucking whore you are. You fucked Damien, Eric, Wyld, rumor has it you fucked Gideon!” Seth said shaking his head.
“Oh you know what fuck you Seth! I would never fuck him. He tried I denied!” Kade yelled. Turning he looked at the camera man who sat with a open mouth. “Still filming jack ass?” Kade demanded. He nodded slowly.
“Listen bottom line! We are gonna kick the shit out of every single one of you!” Kade yelled. Seth slowly got on his knees and shoved his pants down showing his ass to the camera.
“YOU WOULDN’T TAP THAT ASS! YOU HONESTLY WOULD NOT HIT THIS PIECE OF FINE ASS!” Seth yelled. Kade shook his head as he stared at the camera.
“I’m done.” Kade said standing and just walking away. Turning over his shoulder Seth looked.
“You’d fuck me. Wouldn’t you?” Seth asked. The camera suddenly nodded. “This suddenly has me feelin kinda excited. You want to?” Seth said. Quickly the camera hit the ground looking at the door as you just hear a screaming as if it were a woman as it faded.