"You test drive a car before buying it! You have sex with a person before you marry them! You can't expect me to hire an entire team by a ten minute interview! What happens if I wanna have sex with them?!" Kade said standing in front of Candice's desk with Devilz Child.
"We need a good tag time to challenge for the titles. And you are one of the best tag team competitors we have!" Candice replied. And besides rumor going around is. You are already having sex with Devilz Child. Form a team with her." Candice said sitting down in her chair.
"I don't wish to complicate business and pleasure. If she were to cost us a match I'd have to literally fuck her brains out.....Maybe that isn't such a bad idea." Kade said turning his head with a interested expression.
"Works for me. I mess up, I get a giant O. You mess up, you get to sleep on the sofa." Devilz Child spoke smirking.
"Well, then we'll really have a problem!" Kade glared.
"Fine fine fine! Form a team with Damien screwing over Viper and causing her and a tag partner to chase you two!" Candice said throwing her hands up.
"He caught me with The dog from Taco Bell in a KFC while the Wendy's chick watched. Then I caught him with the Dairy Queen behind McDonald's after we made up from my cheat." Kade explained.
Candice and Devilz Child both stared until finally Devilz Child spoke "What the fuck were you doing when you were gone?!"
Finally Kade spoke "Ya remember that little trick where I threw your leg behind my head while I did the splits while hanging from the sink and kitchen island upside down?" Devilz Child smiled remembering this. "Damien taught me that." Kade replied causing her smile to vanish.
Suddenly Candice spoke "Is there any possible way you could demonstrate that?"
"No. No free demonstrations." And then turning to Kade, "You and Damien are no longer allowed to have 'guys nights'." Devilz Child glared.
"But I never learned how to quit him!" Kade pleaded.
"You had better learn damn fast. I refuse to play second fiddle to the Doc of all freaky males." Devilz Child glared.
"How'd you know his stripper name?" Kade asked.
"You forget to clean your computer's history." She replied shaking head.
Kade stared for a minute before finally he spoke. "Shit."
"Mmhmm. Dare I ask what exactly led you to search for 'dung beetle cunt'?" She raised an eyebrow inquiring.
"You were gone. I was bored. Hey I found some amazing things on Wikipedia!" Kade spoke raising his hands.
"I know. I found an entire page dedicated to your time as a red light special." Devilz Child replied crossing her arms.
Kade smiled cheekily at Candice. "I was the highest paid hooker in all 50 states and I hold the all time record for Mail order Groom to a pygmy in New Guinea."
"Then why aren't you married in New Guinea?" Candice asked.
"We don't talk about my time in New Guinea." Kade spoke quickly and harshly staring off in the distance. DC and Candice turned looking where he was then looked back at him.
DC turned to Candice. "Look, I am chalking him up to insane curiosity, so do not judge me based on him."
Kade raised an eyebrow. Reaching over he lifted his shirt and pressed his thumb to her lower back rubbing it in a small circle as his eyes rolled back. Removing his hand, the touched remained causing DC to react.
"Oh. Right. Now I remember.." Devilz Child replied, her breathing heavy. Suddenly she grabbed Kade's hand and hightailed it to the closet bathroom. Candice shook her head falling back in her chair smirking.