Go get help or get this right!

We're Canadian!

We eat maple syrup, Canadian back bacon, Kraft Dinner and drink good beer and Tim Horton's coffee. We also speak good English. Judging us as surrogate Brits would be like saying that all Yanks are, "Sexual deviants and child molesters" and everyone knows that's at least 60% untrue.

As for Michener's Chiropody Program being re-vamped, heck everyone can understand that the best chiropody program in the world can be improved and made better than ever. I bet in a decade all those American podiatry colleges will be re-inventing themselves as chiropody colleges to emulate the coming and best ever Michener Chiropody Program. Everybody, together, let's sing "This is the dawning of the age of chiropody, age of chiropody, chiropody, chiropody." --sung to the tune of "Aquarius"

Fallstaff - Prince of Denmark, S.Dakota. (and sometimes, a Jerome Kern wannabe.)