Clear DaySubject: Chocolate Wisdom

Chocolate is a Vegetable.
Chocolate is derived from cocao beans. Bean is a
vegetable. Sugar is
derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS.
Both are plants, which
places them in the vegetable category. Thus,
chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also
contain milk, which
is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins,
cherries, orange slices and strawberries all
count as fruit, so eat as
many as you want. If you've got melted chocolate
all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly. The problem: How to
get 2 pounds of
chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The
solution: Eat it in the
parking lot. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before
each meal. It'll take
the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
If calories are an
issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid
of heights, and they will jump out of the
chocolate to protect
themselves. (We're testing this with other snack
foods as well.) If I
eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white
chocolate, is that a
balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each
other? Chocolate has
many preservatives. Preservatives make you look
younger. Therefore, you
need to eat more chocolate. Put "eat chocolate" at
the top of your list
of things to do today. That way, at least you'll
get one thing done. A
nice box of chocolates can provide your total
daily intake of calories
in one place. Now, isn't that handy? If you can't
eat all your
chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if
you can't eat all your
chocolate, what's wrong with you? If not for
chocolate, there would be!
no need for control top pantyhose. An entire
garment industry would be
devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
MEDICAL NEWS FLASH > > > > > > "Stressed" spelled
backward is
"desserts." Send this to four women and you will
lose two pounds. Send
this to all the women you know (or ever knew), and
you will lose 10
pounds. If you delete this message, you will gain
10 pounds immediately.
That's why I had to pass this on -- I didn't want
to risk it.

That was funny.... I still have plenty of chocolate from Halloween anyone want some? throws out candybars to everyone passing by



~Casche

Neila walked back up to Casche with her candy bar in hand. "Here Casche," Neila said, handing her candy bar back to the Goddess of Nature. "I can't eat this. Chocolate makes me sick."

"What?!?!!!" Casche was dumbfounded. She'd never heard of such a thing. "You can't be serious, Neila. Chocolate can't make you sick. Didn't you hear what Gabriella said about it? Chocolate is healthy! It's a vegetable! You SHOULD eat it!"

"Well, healthy or not," Neila began to protest, "I get sick whenever I eat it so I'd rather not, if you don't mind."

"Whatever," Casche still couldn't believe it. "You do realize this makes you weird, don't you? I mean, NO ONE hates chocolate."

"Then just call me 'No one'," Neila smirked as she walked away.
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Sorry to spoil your fun, Casche, but what I said was really true for me. Chocolate really does make me sick. Please don't think I'm down on people who do like chocolate. I'm not. Hey, the more you eat, the less I have to put up with so by all means, eat as much chocolate as you want. I don't mind.

Neila
The Academy Alien
Fan Fic Fanatic
Chocolate Opposer for Self (Advocate for anyone else!)

So many times I have passed up chocolate thinking that it was just empty calories and not nutritious at all. Now I must eat it every day to make sure I have a balanced meal. hehe

Celest
Nice work finding that one.

I couldn't stand not being able to eat chocolate! That would drive me insane! Well, I guess if it alwas made you sick, I can see why you wouldn't eat it Yeah.....

hehe, I think I got to much of a sugar input at lunch... hehehehehehehe
~Casche

Every day! Really that aught to go in with your blue sugar.

Actually a Friend sent it to me.

Gabriella

Hey, neila!
mayby you tan take advantage of this cool alternate reality thing we have going on and talk to hephestus, and have him make some chockolate that wont make you sick

I don't think Heph is the one I need to talk to about this. He's the god of making things but he's more of the smith god, as in making weapons and metal things. I doubt he'd be any good at making a non-sickening chocolate. I'm not sure who'd I'd have to talk to about that. I'll have to think about that one.

Neila
The Academy Alien
Fan Fic Fanatic