Day 4 has arrived! Today we do something so unearthly horrible that we 2 chancellors are going to hide until it is all over.

As her task, and as a fundraiser for the Academy, Tern must.... cowering auction off all of her harems for a day to all the cadets! A bachelor auction that all cadets can bid on. Tern, for a day, without her harems? Worse, she has to SHARE their ATTENTION?! Zeus save us all...

We're going off to hide now until the storm is over... and figure out what we're going to do with the money we make... MUAHAHAHA!

Love always,
The dear Chancellors

first dibs on Homer!! What a hottie! he kinda reminds me of someone else, but I just can't place it wink

Terpsy
muse of dance

Tern had anticpated such a predictable move. Smirking she auctioned off her boys. Kalina took Duncan, Medea took Homer, Pelee outbid everyone for the twins (package deal), Keya won Quinn, Trina barely escaped with Riley and Silver managed to snag Zylus. Bill Weasley was won by Queen Vanessa.

Actin upon Methos' request, Kal ordered to Duncan to polish all of Methos' antiques. Duncan's hands turned completely inept and after shattering three Ming Dynasty vases Kal stopped him. Reasssinging him to iron all of ehr clothing, she stopped after two scorched vests.

Vanessa discovered Bill was unable to perform . . .her task. Charging him with a full body massage she stoped him after af ew moments. too much presure and he didn't know what he was doing. In fact, when she addressed him to massage her back the way he did Tern's (she was always ravingabout it), he jus tlooked at her blankly.

MEdea wasn't cruel enough to torment Homer so she sent him and Iolaus tff to the woods. The bard, usually very adept at moving thorugh the woods without damaging thing, kept tripping over tree roots and cut himself on a sharp branch.

The other amazon were findingly similar trouble with thier borrowed men. The twins couldn't play any of their instruments or speak coherently. Matthew would start in rhyme and GUnnar would finish it. Finally PElee ordered them to shut up.


Keya wanted to discuss physics with Quinn but all he could do was play with wooden blocks.

Silver was determined to have some good old fashioned fun with Zlus but he was very quiet. when she approached him about Hooling some rookies, he jsut looked at her balnkly and said he's rather read a book. READ????

Trina had no better luck with Riley. When she asked him to clean out the jacuzzi, he jsut hoppe din it and dozed off.

The amazons gathered together.

"SOmehting funny is going on." Silver was irate that Zylus had chosen reading over mischeif.

"Nah. Sis just outsmarted the chacnellors." PElee was laughing.

"Did she bewitch them?" Silver demanded.

"Sh doesn't have to." MEdea sighed. "i should have realized it earlier."

"Realized what? MEthos was so disspointed. He was looking forward to having Duncan do all kinds of chores."


"So was Richie." Keya snickered.

"I had all kinds of greeat stuff planned and he watns to read!" Silver exclaimed.

"The guys are in love with Terny. That's what binds them to her. THey can't work for anyone else. They're too devoted to her. THey're...a symbiant." pelee explained.

"Hmmph." the amazons pouted. What fun was having a slave who couldn't do anything?

"can you do anything?" Silver asked Pelee and MEdea. They shook their heads. "Nope. The boys belong to her. Face it, she was ready for this."

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Meanwhile.....

Eutepre and Thalia were spending the day counting to piles of gold. Thalia lovingly ran the coins through her hands.

"Oh my little prettys..so shiny and pretty..." she cooed to them. Euterpe was laying on the couch, covering herself in coins.

"Treasure treasure who shall we spend you?" she sang. "Lots of chocalte?"

"Bigger jacuzzi?" Thalia suggested.

"new chariots?"

"new dresses!"

"Cookies!"

"Hunters!"

As the Chancellors threw out more and more ideas neither noticed the coins starting to vanish. Fianlly Thalia realized seh was running her hands through air.

"Euterpe!! Our dinars!"

E satup, alaramed.

"What the Hades-"

Suddenly a four leaf clovers appeared on teh desk and Euterpe let out a wail.

"LEPRECHAUN GOLD!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Thalia burst into tears. hundred and hundreds of dinars, gone!! For veeryone knew that leprechaun gold disappeared after a few hours.

MEANWHILE BACK AT IOLAUS HALL. .

Tern was attempting to pack but foudn herslef rather lonely. SHe'd turn to talk to Bill, or Duncan and they weren't there. Grumbling ot herself about how to get her fellow Chacnellors back she hoped the other amazons were enjoying her boys. MEmeories of the auction, the amazons circling like a pack of tigers in heat, the men, terrfied they were goign toget mauled, amazons shouting out amounts of dinars.Duncan had brought in the most but notby much. It seemed each man had a group of admirers. at least her best friends ahd managed to help her out some, though she suspected Richie andMEthos ahd been behind Kal winnning Duncan.

Sighing she headed off to the kitchen fo ra snakc, not wanting to hear the gloating details of the other amazons. She had no idea of the power of the boys love fo rher.

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ok ladies, i was so expecting that from the begiinning. thought you would have save dit for the end of the week. Come on now..give me a real challenge!!!

smoochie smoochie,
Tern

you posted while i was posting so i didn't get you worke din. sorry!! but don't worry, i'm sure those two lovely pals ofmine will think up something else!

Tern

I bid on Zylus,man I think he's a Hottie!!!!!
Whooo Hoooo
Mimma

This is how the hijack posts work, right? (][=][ is now my official little hijack symbol ^;^)

Anyway, I was on a vacation for the past week, which might explain why I wasn't around (and a lot of fin things happen in my absence . . . Figures *L*).

Well, now I am back and, well . . . Now you know.

... I don't think that's noticeable enough. I'm still rather fond of the HIJACK or even just HJK it's easy to type (the letters are all near each other) and you can notice it right away. So, for now, HJK will be the official HIJACK title. (sorry to overthrow you here, Gorax, but we need to see what works best)

Thalia

The little ***** thingies didn't show up, I forgot to make it non-HTML, lol.. whoopsie me!

Thalia

You missed the little clause in the scrolls of the Academy. shuffling through the scrolls with glasses on that make her eyes look twice as large Ah yes, here it is. Leprechaun gold is illegal to use in any circumstance in the Academy (barring warlords and silly pranks between students, not chancellors) and should it be used for any purchase then the seller must be reimbursed. Hmm... don't have that much money, eh, Terny? Looks like we'll have to take back the merchandise... I'll take good ol Quinn off yer hands for ya.

Yes Quinn was bonded to Terny, but the sight of a beautiful Chancellor broke him out of his spell. Thalia sighed with pleasure as he gently massaged her back and shoulders. They switched places and she gave him a thorough massage, rubbing the rippling muscles of his back as he relaxed.

Thalia snuggled into his soft, warm embrace as he whispered sweet nothings to her and nibbled her ear, making her giggle. The rest of the night was just as wonderful...

Thanks, Terny, you're great! This is better than dinars!

Thalia

ok we're gonna play a little game called Dare or Dare,

The first dare is, there is a Cathedral of the Greecian Orthodox Church in another time (the 1920's) who's south wall is in the same place as the Academy's north wall and due to some strange space-time warp (caused by the fact that the Priest is secretly worshiping Ares). From the inside of the buildings you can see into the other one (but on the out-side you can't see a thing). now the tricky part is that the cadets who have entered the Cathedral, can't get back to The Academy

Your dare is to get our kids back and stop the Priest from calling Ares into the future


on to dare # 2

Apllo was bored, he noticed that there was an awful lot of fuss going on down at that loser Academy of Herc's, so he decided to take a closer look. What he saw made his goldy blood boil, both from anger and desire. the anger was because 2 of his Muses were drooling over some worthless mortals (and an un-godly immortal too). The desire was casued by the mortal Amazon dressed in gold. One night, a few days later when said Mortal was alone, he stopped by for a "visit". When she refused to talk to him, or even look at him without mentioning this blasted twins, and how well they compare to HIM the god of the sun!!!!!!!!! he threw a temper tantrum and captured his two Muses and took them back to Olympus.

Your Dare Madam Terny, is to get them back by hoolie day.


you only have to do one, knock your self out sucker

Love Silver

her own beloved Jason had been heartbroken to discover her lustings for Quinn Mallory. Seeking out MEdea, Tern's protegee and mentee, he asked for a some assistence.

THalia was bordering on ecstacy through out hte night but had she glanced inthe mirror over her bed she would have realized it was her own sweet Jason giving her such pleasure. The real Quinn was back where he belonged with Tern adn the Harem. MEdea had given Jason the appearance of Quinn so the young King could have time alone with his sweetheart.

Thalia slept through the night happily, wrapped in Jason's loving embrace, thinking she had gotten the best of Tern.

Medea whistled happily, knowing she had kept the peace on campus and made both Chancellors happy. Quinn was massing Terny's feet, Bill her back, Riley holding a glass for her as she sipped out of it. Duncan was going through a series of blinding quick sword motions with Richie and MEthos, who were half afraid the Highlander rreally was trying to take their heads.

Homer was holding Lulu on his lap as Zylus played with the Magickal Pig. The twins were tuning up their guitars for another evening of entertainment. THe other inhabitants of IH drifted in and out. Ka and Keya were placing bets on whether or not Duncan would hurt eitehr of the other immortals.

As the Haremw as back witht hier love, all were their normla selves again.

It was a peaceful night at the Acadmey.

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haven't seen much of jason these days Thal so i'd thought i'd give him some air time.

Tern