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All the cadets are gathered in the auditorium.
A rumour had gone around the Academy that Leda, Hebe and Saphira had prepared a surprise, and the cadets were all whispering and making a lot of noise (as usual) when suddenly...
A booming announcer voice is heard comming from above. Everyone looks up to see Iolaus sitting in the rafters. He grins and waves at everyone, and winks as a few girls make catcalls.
"These fiiine girls have asked up to help them out tonight. We were happy to do so... right guys?"
All the lights go off in the auditorium, and the place is covered in darkness. Suddenly brilliant spotlights go up on the stage revealing the heroes onstage off to the side.
Hercules was standing with an electric guitar at his hip. Iolaus at his left had a bass, and Jason was to their right, behind a drum kit.
The cadets go wild at the sight of their heroes, and start whistling and screaming. One fainted on sight and had to be carried away.
The screaming lasted for something like five minutes
straight. The guys tried vailently to calm the crowd, but raging hormones will not be silenced. Iolaus signaled someone with his hand, and the lights shut off again. There were cries from the crowd, but a second later, the stage was flooded with light, and Léda appeared to the right of Herc. The cadets started cheering wildly and Léda curtsied.
She was wearing tight black leather pants with soft red skirt-like flaps that reached to her midthigh with a wide leather belt and leather knee boots. She was wearing a leather tank top over a red cloth tank top that showed off her stomach. More soft red leather made her arm bands, and a small red stone hung from a
leather choker around her neck. A headband with etched in designs completed the look. Her waist-length jet black hair had two red streaks in the front that complimented her burgandy eyes, as did the silver eye shadow. Her mouth had a lip gloss shine to it and her cheeks had sparkles that caught the light.
The crowd went nuts again, and Léda grinned and waved. Iolaus made another signal with his hand and the stage went dark.
When the lights came back on, Saphira had appeared beside Léda. Saphira was wearing a navy-blue form fitting skirt that reached her midthigh and black leather boots that reached her knee (Robin Hood style)
Her navy-blue sleeveless shirt had a low square neckline and showed off her midriff. She had a celtic symbol burned into the skin above her collarbone on the right side. Her red hair was cut short to her head and
spiked out, and her blue-green eyes glittered in the spotlight. Her pale skin was flushed with excitment and she grinned. As another cheer went up from the crowd (who were rapidly losing their voices) Saphira waved and blew kisses, enjoying the spotlight.
One last time, the lights went down.
When the lights came up for the final time, Hebe had appeared next to Léda and Saphira. Hebe was wearing a floor-length white silk gown with lace trim on the bottom and green ribbon that crisscrossed around her waist and left the ends hanging down in the back.
The dress had a slit up the side that showed off her sandals that laced halfway up her calves. She had a white band around her arm and a emerald necklace that matched her eyes and set off her auburn hair that was in a bun in the back held in place with oriental hair sticks and the rest was hanging down to her waist.
Léda signals the guys and the opening chords of the Barney theme song ring out into the auditorium.
And they sang....:
We're a crazy bunch of girls with big imaginations,
We want to wake up this ol' forum and cause a big sensation.
You cadets are really cool but need to find your places,
And to show our love for you we throw pies in your faces.
We can show you lots of things like how to play pretend,
write a story, save a hero, hoolie all your friends.
We can come and help you out whenever you may need us.....-
Here they stopped singing and looked blankly at each other.
"Pssst," Léda hissed to the others, "Whats the next line?"
Hebe shrugged and Saphira looked blank.
"I thought you were writting the last line!" Saphira exclaimed.
Léda shook her head. "I thought you were!"
The three slowly turned to the audience and laughed nervously.
"Any suggestions?" Hebe called out to the audience.
The cadets looked blank and confused and Léda shrugged.
"Oh well, ahhhhh anyway,...yeah...okay then...."
Saphira started dancing the "Time Warp" in attempt to escape the awkward situation, but when she found herself still onstage she was even more embarrassed and ran and hid behind Jason's drum kit.
After a minute, the three looked out at their confused
audience and Saphira ventured back out from behind the drums. There was only silence. Slowly, one cadet began clapping politely. The crickets were audible in the background.
"Come on guys, don't you get it?!" exclaimed Hebe, exasperated. " I know some of you don't even know what the old place was like, but we used to stay in character all the time!"
Saphira nodded. "Some of you don't even HAVE characters!"
Léda spoke up, "And almost every post was about the subject of the forum! The T.V show, remember? Young Hercules?!" Herc waved and smiled.
"Everyone used to know everyone, and all the posts were replied too!" Hebe put in.
Saphira continued "And, we partied, and danced and saved the guy's butts from the Gods, and they saved us, and we hoolied,"
"Oh how we hoolied!"put in Léda.
Saphira laughed. "And we had FUN and we laughed and we DANCED!"
Hebe laughed too. "You've never been to a real dance until you've been to a dance with Jason, Iolaus and Herc!"
At the mention of their names, the guys ran up to the front of the stage and starting "dancing". Jason grabbed Saphira and attempted some sort of tango, while Léda, Hebe and Herc started trying some
moves straight off of electric circus. Iolaus attempted some breakdancing, and only suceeded in pulling a muscle. Saphira had stepped on Jason's foot, and Iolaus was limping around aimlessly, so Saphira pushed Jason towards the drum kit and Iolaus towards his Bass.
She grabbed Herc's electric guitar and started pounding out some funky riffs with Iolie while Jason kept up a techno beat. The crowd lost all control then, and the
entire school was up on it's feet, dancing in the aisles, and on seats and on stage. The light man started flashing multicoloured beams, and the whole place morphed into a techno dance club. They grooved late into the night until the energy level seemed to be dying down a little. Léda grabbed a microphone, and said, "Alright cadets, wasn't that great? Now go get some sleep! You have so much potential, and so much to learn! This place can really rock! Let's not put all the responsibilty on the chancellors."
Saphira yawned. "Keep your eyes open for futre sillyness from us. Why?"
Hebe finished her sentence because Saphira wouldn't stop yawning. "Because we're the
self-appointed committee for the reintroduction of creativity, and we just feel like it!"
Léda
Saphira
and
~Hebe~