No,I am not nearly old enough to have a midlife crisis!I am the annoying petty part of everyone that just wants to trick someone but does a horrible job of it.You might say I'm Young Joxer,I suppose,if you know who he is.A major reason I am so petty is that it is not in my nature to do practical jokes,nor is it my practice.

Ace J is for Ace Joker.In two ways:both names are cards,which I like;and the name implies that I am very good at tricks.There's a trick right there under your nose!:P My alter ego is a friend of yours.This person is under my identity.They felt a boredom of being goody.Another reason that Iolaus is so high on their list of fave people.I have managed to cover up my dialect,which is not common on the internet (the dialect,that is) and it is one of this person's prides and joys.

So,who is my alter ego?Come close.Not that close,pervert!I will give one vague hint:oh yeah,I already gave you a hint.whoops.OK,so...Who Am I?

I be mighty proud to come 'round here askin' for us simpletons opinions.

To requote Eminem-cus,"You are whoever we say you are and if you weren't then why would we say you are?"

Seriously, I don't know. And deep down inside, I kinda rather not know. It gives us more of a mystery.

Celest
Goddess of Stars and Constellations
Keeper of the Shugar