Lound clapping is heard as a light fades in on a short blonde man standing next to a Television monitor with a microphone. He is trying to shush the crowd but no one seems to listen. As the crowd quiets down he speaks.

"Hello and Good Evening everybody! I am Iolaus, and I will be hosting BIG BATHUS! The biggest and best reality show since "Cadet Survivor"!!! Let's meet our contestants, who will be staying in the same house until they are all voted off!"

"First we have Silver - a 32 year old Stripper from Texas."

"Next we have Gorax "Gorass" Hardy - a 28 year old Professional Dog Trainer from New Brunswick."

"Then we have . . . ehhhh are you sure you picked the right person . . . Celest - a 25 year old Circus Correspondant from Louisiana."

"And then there's . . . ehhh are you sure this is right??? Okay then . . . Selene - a 22 year old Proffesional Rain Dancer from Alberta."

"And now Ty - a 22 year old "aspiring actress" from Colorado . . ."

"Leda - a 25 year old Cr . . . Car Dealer from Nova Scotia."

"Fe - Feduscious? - a 50 year old Supossed Retired Navy Veteran from Alabama . . ."

"Hercules The applause sign lights up as Hercules runs across the stage waving and blowing kisses - a 26 year old Massage Expert from Ontario."

"Next there's Tom - a 30 year old Vote counter from Florida."

"And Last but not least! Kid - a 35 year old Bar Tender from Illinois."

Well that's it for now! Stay tuned to watch how the Houseguests get along on . . . BIG BATHUS!

Theme Music begins to play as screen fades out

Okay Forumers! This is how it goes - every week the House guests will vote to nominate two for eviction, and it is up to the rest of the forumers to vote one of these two off! This is all RP, so have fun and enjoy . . . BIG BATHUS!

Your oh-so original Producers
And BIG BATHUS creators . . .
- Eneles and Tselec
Stay tuned!

I'll have you know that I am a very good actress!!!

*~*~Ty~*~*

It just means that you don't really have a job hehehe it doesn't mean you suck at acting or anything!


Eneles

jumps on the makeshift stage and starts quoting stuff from Romeo and Juliet

*~*~Ty~*~*

They have all of us in the palm of their hands now o.O

Don't worry though, because if they make us (well, me) do anything TOO extreme, I will have to fight back by entering them in my own reality experience called "Smear Factor" . . . And who knows what might happen ^;^