NOTE: All words spoken in *( mean that it was said privately and no one would hear )*

The lights brighten up as Iolaus walks across a stage set up

Iolaus: Hello there and welcome to another exciting edition of Big Bathus. If you are not familiar with Big Bathus, it is a special contest where cadets are placed inside of a home with no communication with the outside world and really nothing to give them amusement. In fact, let's check in with how our house guests have been enjoying their last few days together.

Starts to show tape of houseguests

All the houseguests are sitting around in a living room

Feducious: Well, since we're here we might as well get to know each other. no one appears to be listening Atten hut! everyone looks at him now You will listen to your drill instructor when he is commanding this fleet. In case anyone goes overboard, notify me immediately and all safety-

Kid: Dude, I think you've lost it. We're not on a boat.

Feducious: Drop and give me 50!

Ty: He didn't do anything! You are a bit skitzo.

Feducious: Now you drop and give me 60!

Gorass: Uh how about we all just get along?

Feducious: 70 for you! And cut that hair! At 400 hours tomorrow, you are in for the buzz cut of your life soldier.

*Back in the studio...*

Iolaus: And it goes on like that for a few hours. When things finally got settled, meaning Feducious went to sleep, the houseguests could talk among themselves.

Back to Big Bathus house

Kid: Okay, he's the first one gone.

Hercules: I agree so much.

Gorass: Let's kill him in the night.

Selene: That's a felony.

Gorass: Who woudl catch me?

Celest: There are cameras all around.

Gorass: Oh right.

Back to studio

Iolaus: Well, and it goes on like that for a few seconds before they all pass out on the floor like some drunks. The next day, they had a food challenge.

Big Bathus House

Léda: It says here that we all have to run backwards, jump into a potato sack and finish the race first to win the food. Girls against guys.

Tom: Yeah guys all the way!

Gorass: Where do neithers go?

Léda: It says right here neithers have to go with the guys.

Tom: Trash, we lost.

Selene: Yea! We're gonna win this!

Kid: Since I need to eat, we need to win.

Iolaus *off stage*: On your mark, get set, go!

cadets dash off and run backwards then potato sack raced with the girls being the winners

All the girls: Woo hoo!

Feducious: Arg, shiver me timbers.

*In the diary room...*

*(Silver: I think I am going to keep a low profile. That way no one knows about me and I can easily go and win. Yea, winning the food competiton was great but what about when nominations come in? I just want to stay and win.)*

*(Gorass: I felt kinda bad we lost the competition because now I feel hungry again. I don't think I'll be voted off first. I know that Fed is probably going to go.)*

*(Celest: First off if probably Fed. I mean the whole 'Drop and give me' thing kinda got everyone mad. Not to mention he takes hour long showers and uses up all the hot water.)*

*(Selene: The thing that gets me is that we only have an hour worth of hot water and Fed takes it all. It seemed like he might have been a cool person to talk to but now we all want to go and strangle him.)*

*(Ty: O Fed must die! And yes that's all I want to say now. Actresses need their rest!)*

*(Léda: I kinda wish that I was in another room. Everyone in that room snores and not just a little bit, but a whole lot! Especially that Kid guy.)*

*(Feducious: You, camera man! Drop down and give me 100. I can't hear you!)*

*(Hercules: I just want to say I hope everyone is watching me work-out. Oh and hi mom!)*

*(Tom: You say there are 5 cameras in this room? I could 10. And I also say Gore really won the presidency. You say there are 10 houseguests? Try 20! It's a mad house!)*

*(Kid: I think I am the only sane one in here. Which means I will win or else one of those other weirdos will and then the world will be kaput. )*

*Back in the studio...*

Iolaus: Tune in next time when nominations are in for who to vote out. This is your ever charming host, Iolaus, signing off for now.

Theme music plays as lights dim

Can you get disqualified for severely mutilating another houseguest? nods towards Fed

*~*~Ty~*~*

WE ARE NOT LIABLE!

And yes, you will be kicked out.

*will tolerate Fed's 'tude.......for now*

*~*~Ty~*~*

Being lucky enough to beable to claime that I have never seen a single episode of Big brother, Survivor or survivor two, real world or american high or ANY reality shows, I have nothing to base my remarks on. But I liked it.

When is the next one coming?

Keep it up!

Man, you should have seen what they had to eat last time I saw it! Even I would not have eaten that for fifty thousand dollars! That's how bad it was L

I agree, those worm-thingies, sheep's eyes, yuck!!!!!!!

~Casche

I was talking about the buffalo tes . . . Nasty L

I would have eaten a worm for fifty thousand though. Hell, I would have eaten a worm for fifty dollars LOL

I musta missed it. I would have eaten the worms to, but I dunno about the sheeps eyes. Eww, I really don't want to eat eyes. My uncle once wanted me to try monkeys brain.... That should be on Fear Factor!!

~Casche

OMG! I couldn't even look at the screen! I would've done what the two chicks did and just left. I couldn't do that! You could like see the veins and ewww

Selene
I'm ba-ack!