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Hello from Rita

July 7 2000 at 3:08 PM
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Hello man, I am Rita and I want everyone to know that all of your thoughts and prayers man have been much appreciated man. As most are aware I have suffered terribly as a result of gunshot wounds I sustained when caught up in a crossfire between Cuban nationalist and Republican gorillas, man they didn't hit each other but man they nailed the crap out of me man. Speaking of crap I do that all the time now, just the other day I crapped on myself for the 1500th time. It sucks man when you have no control of you bowels. The doctor offered to attach a bag to catch all my crap but I said BAG, I don't need no stinkin bag!! The doctors in Cuba suck, instead of suturing my scrodem man he put in a zipper, what the hell that is for I sure don't know man. I must go now, I see a goat that has my name written all over it, but man I will keep in touch man.

Simply Rita

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