Stupid American CIA! I have eluded you again.Friedrich the Slovenly is just one of a numberof false pasts I have created to confuse you andobfuscate my origin. Don't you know that the Popacontrols the birth records of millions of God'sHoly Catholics? Well he does, and he's my boss.Belfast? Male prostitution? Just clever liesdesigned to amaze and bedazzled the enemy.As for the herpes rumor, that part is partiallytrue, but it was the skanky Queen herself who gaveGuido the foul curse. Damned Anglicans! Finally, the Popa demands that all herpetically infectedoperatives only have sex with Prime Ministers wives,Martinis are the vice of the snooty British (Bourbonplease), and pimento cheese should not be mocked.Viva La Vida Loce! Viva La Popa! Viva Techno!
--Il Guido Marconi Pamplona Bologna - supersecret secret agent for the Popa--- [email protected]