Old Folks from Florida>

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida. They are all excited about their decision to get married and go for a stroll to discuss the wedding. On the way they pass a CVS Drugstore, go

in and Jacob addresses the man behind the counter.



Jacob asks: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart Medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation? "

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely. "

Jacob: "How about suppositories? "

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's? "

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."


Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely. "

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion? "

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"


Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes.."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"


Pharmacist: "Sure...Mind if I ask why all the questions?"

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Boomtown#7

Iron Browser Rocks