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May 10 2001 at 8:28 AM
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- Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura had a question for the man millions regard as their spiritual leader and the reincarnation of the Buddha.

He asked the Dalai Lama, who had visited to ask the governor to press China on human rights, if he's
ever seen the movie Caddyshack.

"I asked him the most important question, I think, that you could ask him - if he'd ever seen Caddyshack, Ventura said in an interview with WCCO radio.

Ventura says he asked the question in a meeting Wednesday because, in one famous scene, Bill Murray's character tells an improbable story about caddying for the Dalai Lama.

The governor said the man his followers call "His Holiness," responded that he hadn't seen the movie, but laughed at the question.

"He's never seen the film," the St. Paul Pioneer Press quoted Ventura saying. "He knew nothing about it." Ventura also says the Dalai Lama encouraged him to stick with his plans to make a trade mission to China scheduled for November.

But Ventura says he doesn't plan on raising concerns about China's human rights record in Tibet during that trip.

He says that's a sensitive issue that's better left to national leaders.

But why ask about Caddyshack?

"I only did it because, after meeting with him when I did, he has a great sense of humor," Ventura said, according to the Pioneer Press. "He laughs, and he's a very warm, open person. I just judged that he would get a laugh out of that."

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Following is a transcript of Bill Murray's famous monologue as Carl Spackler, the greenskeeper in the 1980 film Caddyshack.

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

A looper, you know, a caddy; a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald - striking.

So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver.

He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a 10,000 foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier.

And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... Gunga, gunga galunga.

So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?"

And he says, 'Oh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.'

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

- Warner Home Video (1980)

 
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