this is a parody written by Mulan Crazy and Isa
AUTHORS NOTE: This is a parody about another web not yours (Linasia's)...one web that we cant chat in.

Lets get down to business, to tear a liver.
Did they send me roaches when I asked for chat!!!!?????
You're a bad web, pathetic link and you haven't got any chat.
Some how I'll get to chat out of you!
traquil as a toilet but on ice within.
once you find your chatroom you are sure to win.
You're a sad web, a rage of links, so pack up get out you're through.
How could I get to chat outta you?
Be a web!
You must be cool as Linasia's page.
BE A WEB!
And have more stuff like Meeko's link.
Be a link!
Have more Fan Fic like everybody.
Be a Fic!!
Be so cool the movie
Be a web!
(to be said without music)
You must be cool as Linasia's page!
BE A PAGE!
Have more stuff like Meeko's link.
BE A LINK!!
Have more fan fic like everybody.
BE A FIC!!!
Better than the movie ITSELF!!!!!

Who's website are you talking about? I hope it's not GASP... Mine. I currently have the most fan fiction but thats because I have taken it from other webpages. I am going to ask the authors from now on though. GASP... and I don't have chat either. Couldn't be my site could it?

ben, it's not your site =) isa and denise created this parody about a site they couldn't chat in, you don't have chat, so no problem =)

Dear Ben,

Its not your web.My sister wrote it in a
webs un-chat room... could you
write back?

From,
Yapper