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Best Chirps

June 18 2009 at 8:40 PM
Bender 

 
Coach to ref: "Does your wife know your fucking us?"

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 18 2009, 8:41 PM 

How do you eat with no hands?

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 18 2009, 11:14 PM 

Father in stands to Ref-"Hey ref what number is you're son??"

Ref to Father in stands-"The one you think is yours!!"

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 20 2009, 8:46 AM 

Hey ref get off your knees your blowing a good game

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 22 2009, 9:52 PM 

HEY Goalie
I've seen better pads in my moms purse

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 22 2009, 9:58 PM 

HEY GOALIE
McDonalds coupons save more than you

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 22 2009, 10:21 PM 

The goalie tried to commit suicide on the 401, but the truck drove through his legs.

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 23 2009, 8:08 AM 

hey 19, you don't play so well

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 23 2009, 8:11 AM 

need some duct tape for those ankles?

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 23 2009, 8:19 AM 

How do you eat with no hands?

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 23 2009, 8:21 AM 

There is only one chirp in girls hockey.

"Bitch"

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 23 2009, 8:23 AM 

Your girlfriend reminds me of xmas - hoe hoe hoe

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 24 2009, 12:04 AM 

He couldn't score in a whore house with a pocket full of money!!

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 27 2009, 11:10 PM 

Mllion dollar legs but ten cent hands!

 
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Re: Best Chirps

July 6 2009, 10:48 AM 

Hey ref are you pregnant
Because you missed two periods

 
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Re: Best Chirps

July 11 2009, 12:09 AM 

He wouldn't hit the ground if he fell out of bed!

 
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Re: Best Chirps

July 11 2009, 12:10 AM 

Hey Ref how do you sleep with all these lights on?

 
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Re: Best Chirps

July 11 2009, 12:11 AM 

Ref is required to raise hand prior to faceooff:

Raise yer hand if you need a clue!

 
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Re: Best Chirps

July 11 2009, 12:13 AM 

You couldn't Ref a Dog Fight!

 
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Re: Best Chirps

July 11 2009, 12:14 AM 

Hey Ref Everybody hates you, might as well become a lawyer!

 
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