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Best Chirps

June 18 2009 at 8:40 PM
Bender 

 
Coach to ref: "Does your wife know your fucking us?"

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 18 2009, 8:41 PM 

How do you eat with no hands?

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 18 2009, 11:14 PM 

Father in stands to Ref-"Hey ref what number is you're son??"

Ref to Father in stands-"The one you think is yours!!"

 
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June 20 2009, 8:46 AM 

Hey ref get off your knees your blowing a good game

 
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June 22 2009, 9:52 PM 

HEY Goalie
I've seen better pads in my moms purse

 
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June 22 2009, 9:58 PM 

HEY GOALIE
McDonalds coupons save more than you

 
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June 22 2009, 10:21 PM 

The goalie tried to commit suicide on the 401, but the truck drove through his legs.

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 23 2009, 8:08 AM 

hey 19, you don't play so well

 
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June 23 2009, 8:11 AM 

need some duct tape for those ankles?

 
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June 23 2009, 8:19 AM 

How do you eat with no hands?

 
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June 23 2009, 8:21 AM 

There is only one chirp in girls hockey.

"Bitch"

 
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Re: Best Chirps

June 23 2009, 8:23 AM 

Your girlfriend reminds me of xmas - hoe hoe hoe

 
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June 24 2009, 12:04 AM 

He couldn't score in a whore house with a pocket full of money!!

 
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June 27 2009, 11:10 PM 

Mllion dollar legs but ten cent hands!

 
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July 6 2009, 10:48 AM 

Hey ref are you pregnant
Because you missed two periods

 
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July 11 2009, 12:09 AM 

He wouldn't hit the ground if he fell out of bed!

 
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July 11 2009, 12:10 AM 

Hey Ref how do you sleep with all these lights on?

 
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July 11 2009, 12:11 AM 

Ref is required to raise hand prior to faceooff:

Raise yer hand if you need a clue!

 
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July 11 2009, 12:13 AM 

You couldn't Ref a Dog Fight!

 
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July 11 2009, 12:14 AM 

Hey Ref Everybody hates you, might as well become a lawyer!

 
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July 11 2009, 12:19 AM 

Ref's an exhibitionist! He's F@#*&ng us infront of 300 people!

 
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Re: Best Chirps

July 11 2009, 12:20 AM 

Reffing in the first degree! You're killing the game!

 
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July 11 2009, 12:20 AM 

Hey Coach! Run your bench not your mouth!

 
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July 11 2009, 12:21 AM 

Hey Minus five is that your number or the ice temperature?

 
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July 11 2009, 12:22 AM 

Want to improve your Game? Burn your gear!

 
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July 11 2009, 12:23 AM 

Nice dangle! How long have you had Tourettes?

 
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July 11 2009, 12:24 AM 

Hey Ref even a broken clock is right twice a day!

 
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July 11 2009, 12:26 AM 

Hey Ref the hampster fell off the wheel!

 
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July 11 2009, 12:27 AM 

Hey Ref crappy call but nice crisp hand signals!

 
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July 11 2009, 12:27 AM 

Was that a TV timeout or were you just calling another penalty?

 
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July 11 2009, 12:28 AM 

Hey don't yell at the Ref, he might realize he's at a game!

 
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July 11 2009, 12:31 AM 

Hey Ref, imitation is the fondest form of flattery. 2 minutes for inciting!

 
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July 11 2009, 12:32 AM 

Hey Ref, is it cold in here or is that your normal reception?

 
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July 11 2009, 12:34 AM 

Hey Ref, if yer mom knew how bad you were gonna ref she probably would have blown the whistle instead.

 
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July 11 2009, 12:34 AM 

Hey Ref if you get any worse you can always switch to Jai Lai!

 
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July 11 2009, 12:35 AM 

Hey Ref, why don't you try polo, it's full of horse's asses!

 
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July 11 2009, 12:36 AM 

Hey Ref, is your rule book printed in Brail?

 
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July 11 2009, 12:36 AM 

Hey Ref, you even blew that call on the replay!

 
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July 11 2009, 12:40 AM 

Hey Ref, that was 3 man system not 3 ring circus!

 
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Re: Best Chirps

July 11 2009, 12:45 AM 

Hey Ref, did you give your conscience a 10 minute misconduct?

 
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March 22 2013, 11:28 PM 


 
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Re: Best Chirps

July 11 2009, 6:40 PM 

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Re: Best Chirps

July 25 2009, 10:11 AM 

too funny
keep it up

 
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Re: Best Chirps

July 27 2009, 2:18 PM 

Uhmmm Ref!

Is there a Red team out there, or just our team?

Some of these are classics!

 
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Re: Best Chirps

August 7 2009, 5:39 PM 

Hey ref you must be pregnant you've missed two periods already

 
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best chirp

September 27 2009, 12:28 PM 

hey ref! what are ya? STUPID? lol

 
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October 1 2009, 9:20 AM 

Player to player

I've seen more ice in my drink then you've seen all game

 
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Hockey Term

October 1 2009, 9:21 AM 

Bookmark

A bookmark is the kid that seperates the Forwards from the Defence on the bench and never plays

 
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Re: Hockey Term

October 1 2009, 9:22 AM 

Kid wearing a visor.....Player to player chirp

Whats that I can't hear you.....why don't you roll down your window.


 
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Re: Hockey Term

November 11 2009, 12:55 PM 

nice jibs shit teeth, looks like your toungue is in jail




ive seen better wheels in a trailer park




ive seen better hands on an antique clock




 
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Re: Hockey Term

November 26 2009, 10:58 AM 

put your hand up if you're stupid.

 
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Re: Hockey Term

December 23 2009, 10:10 PM 

Hey ref
bend over and look out of your good eye

 
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Re: Hockey Term

February 3 2010, 12:07 AM 

Hey Ref - Do I get a penalty for thinking?

Ref ---- "No"

Good - cuz I think you are a F*%king IDIOT!!

 
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Re: Hockey Term

March 9 2010, 11:43 PM 

Player to goalie.
The only other person that has seen that much rubber between their legs is your mother!

 
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Re: Hockey Term

March 9 2010, 11:46 PM 

Player to goalie
The only other person that has seen that much rubber between your legs is your mother

 
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Re: Hockey Term

October 26 2010, 9:52 AM 

Hey 22 I was gonna fight you tonight but you were too busy pulling the puck out of the net for the Ref.

 
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Re: Hockey Term

February 6 2011, 9:14 PM 

hey ya hear that sound? thats me forgetting to laugh

 
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Re: Best Chirps

April 8 2011, 12:08 PM 

Hey ref that whistle is not your boyfreind .... you need to stop sucking on it and blow it for a change

 
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Re: Best Chirps

July 21 2011, 12:51 PM 

hey ref what are ya...mental?
player to player- "you stink"
dad to dad- "uhuhuh you are not nice"

 
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Re: Best Chirps

September 4 2011, 2:52 PM 

Hi Folks,

Hockey season has now started and I can't believe I only know where 30% of my players have been training all summer. You guys are wasting your money, spending the $6000 on AAA hockey but not putting the effort out to actually train. I am currently training other 2000 AAA players on a consistant basis and have been left to wonder: where are you guys?!?!?!?!

I have trained more players around the league than on this team. I have several players wanting your spots who consistatly train 2-3 times a week and are in the gym twice a week. I will never go through this again, having ice 4 times a week for you guys to come out and train, setting up off ice and only a handful of you are coming out.

Wasting money to me, is spending $6000 for AAA hockey when you will be sitting on the bench. The ones who haven't trained will be the ones who won't be in shape and will not be ready and will not see the ice time the kids who do come out and have improved. And it will be the same parents complaining why their kids aren't seeing ice time.

My '96 team is now training 4 times a week. No one is taking holidays and no complaints. I was warned about dropping down to the young age group, people said, the parents want, want, want but they don't want to commit. Everyone told me the young players parents just don't get it when it comes to training. Well, it's time to get it. Where the fuck are you guys.

I have a training camp running next week, Mon-Thurs (Aug 15-18) I am now making it mandatory for ALL of you to be there. I don't care if you are playing summer sports, this is hockey season. It starts at 9-noon.
Every kid will be on the ice 1.5hrs and in the gym 1.5hrs. You will all have your fitness level tested every day in the gym. be tested in the gym, your fitness level. If you have not been training, we will know. I am tired of this babysitting, I don't run a babysitting service, this is fucking brutal.
If you want to be babysat and go play 2-3 different sports and have your cake and eat it too, then let me know and work out something different that better suits your needs.

Lots of people are dual sport athletes but they still train 12 months a year for hockey, not letting their skills and hockey conditioning slide.

Shelley has been busting her ass to try to get you all together and no one cared to get back to her. This is disgusting and unacceptable.
THis will not continue all season long. Everything from now on is manditory. For the next 5 yrs, everything in the hockey club is mandatory. I know people need summer holidays, but you have to manage your kid, dont take holidays in August. If this was the Marlies or the Rebels you would all be kissing ass. But you have to understand that this program is designed to compete with the top 4 teams but you all have to subscribe to the program. The Marlies and the Rebels both have mandatory programs and all MUST participate, just like any other top team. What I have heard about where you guys have been this summer, and where you haven't been this summer, is going to put us in the same place we were in last year.

Like I have said, no names mentioned, I only know where 30% of this team has been all summer. Where they are training and what gym they have been in. THe rest of you, for all I know, have done nothing for hockey. The same playes who have updated me, come out for training and been to the gym consistantly are the same ones who have already registered for this camp. If any of you are unhappy here and don't want to be apart of this team, please let me know and I will work something out with another team.

I would like a response to who will be attending my camp next week.
The cost of camp was regular $495. I will now charge you all $300 each.
If anyone in the east needs a ride, let me know and be at my front door by 7am.

Tate and Brian


 
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Re: Best Chirps

September 5 2011, 6:49 PM 

we were going to go, but everyone said it was a big waste of time and that you and shelly didn't know what was going on.

we'll let you know whether or not we're staying, but first let's see if you know what to do behind the bench!

 
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Re: Best Chirps

November 8 2011, 4:09 PM 

hey ref, why dont you skate your fat ass over hear once and a while, we got donuts!

 
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Re: Best Chirps

July 3 2012, 12:39 AM 

Your Mom's Vag dangles more than you do!!!!

 
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player to ref-fer to player

March 22 2013, 11:34 PM 

Hey ref? When you going to make a call?

When you learn to skate with your head up! LOL

 
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