**BULLETIN** New "BSTAK Phase 2" Booklet! Massive Snailmailing Underway!
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Dear BSTAK-ers And Kaufmaniacs!
I have some exciting news: I have written a follow-up booklet to the first BSTAK booklet! Volume 2 is called "Andy's Little Life Quizbook" and I have drawn a picture of TONY for the front cover!
The book contains some of the basic info on Andy and BSTAK, reccomended AK websites, reccomended "other websites for thinkers", and...a quiz.
The quiz asks a number of philosophical questions, and keeps promising an answer key at the back. I won't tell you what the answer key says, but I will let you know that...it's a goof.
Another goof is that the questions are numbered "out of order". It will be a little bit difficult for the uninitiated to make sense of it...which is exactly what I was going for. It mirrors one of the points that I am making in the book about Mister Andy: that he would deliberatley "flub up" in order to get the audience to believe that he didn't know what he was doing...or did he? Question reality! Question everything! *_*
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If your name appears on the following list, you have the new books and a template en route to you via snailmail right now:
Chris Saunders
Chrissy Snow
Dawn Kaplan
Backwash
Kate Sith
Kelley Jarvis
Mary Anne Christiano
Paul Dillery
Shepard Fairey & Amanda
Grant Pominville
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If your name appears on the following list, you will have the new books and a template mailed to you in the near future:
Mister Milich
Steffan Boule
Leslie Richards
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If your name is NOT on either of the above lists, that means that you don't have ~ANDY~ of the materials yet, and you have a lot of catching up to do: there's the first and second little booklets, good for leaving in public places like bathrooms and phone kiosks to get people to wonder about life's illusions. There's the BSTAK stickers, and the template and instructions, so you can print your own. There's a color template of the "Mister Clifton Is A Sex God" series...the nine paintings of Tony. The idea is to xerox those off, and post them around. The only caption for the pix is an email edress, and "Mister Clifton Is A Sex God". Veddy enigmatic.
However, if your name is NOT on either of the above lists, all is not lost - it's not too late! I am still sending out the materials for free, gratis, pro bono, to each and every one of you who wants them. Just send your snailmail address (preferably PO Box or MBE) to this return email edress, and I'll send out the stuff ASAP.
Caveat: The list is getting longer and longer, and (oh, how wonderful!) I now have to send out these emails in two groups. There ~will~ come a time in the future that I won't be able to offer these materials for free, because the cost will simply become too prohibitive. I want to make sure that everyone knows...this offer won't last forever! (I feel like a used car salesman, but I spent the day putting together the mailers, and at the end of the day, I'm thinking...that's a lot of mailers, man!) If you want the stuff, let me know soon, before the big rush! *_~
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I hope all of you get a lot of pleasure out of the new booklet! I had much fun writing it, and much fun assembling the mailers! (You all know how much I love sending and receiving mailers!) If all goes well, the fun I had will be passed along to you via "good vibe osmosis"!
Much love, and best wishes to all!
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All roads lead to Rome/Roam
All roads lead to Lenny
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All roads lead to Andy
All roads lead to Other Roads
All roads are a mobius
All roads are an illusion
Ut! Trvth Is Universal!
Solidarity Through Andy!
Solidarity Through Diversity!