...just how far this dizzy little geek will go to get attention! Don't worry, Holly. I know the real you, and can spot a poor eemetator when I see him.
Can you imagine a life so dull that causing trouble among people he doesn't even know is his idea of fun? He must have been really rejected and hurt as a child.
The sad thing is that he probably actually thinks this sick behavior is funny. I guess one man's trash really is another (sick) man's treasure!