YOU SUCK like the leech that you are! The few scraps of notoriety that you have, you stole from Kaufman! It's only because somehow, somewhere, somebody got the crazy idea that you were an 'Andy Kaufman character' that you even managed to stick that ugly disgusting toupeed head of yours out from under the slimy rock you live under! You have no talent, no identity, no personality, no redeeming qualities whatsoever outside of your manufactured association with Andy. You wouldn't even exist if it weren't for Kaufman!! You Disgusting Leech! And don't give me the crap about Kaufman riding YOUR coattails. That vicious lie ends HERE! And NOW!
Andy stated over and over that you are not one of his characters, and that he has nothing to do with you. And (unlike you-you leech) Andy never lied!! Andy ALWAYS told the truth. Always!! And Andy was kind, gentle, sensitive, funny, caring, generous, supportive, devoted, brave and true. Just read the posts on this discussion board- you'll see! (In fact I understand that the Pope is actively considering conferring sainthood on Andy) In short Andy was everything YOU ARE NOT, you flesh eating, tobacco smoking, whiskey guzzling, drug ingesting, alley carousing, vile mouthed PIG!
Sweet innocent people come here to read about Andy and his ˜friendly, friendly world". To get information about Latka, and to find out when his conga performances are going to be re-run. To find out new information about his life, his writings, his acts. NOT to be exposed to some rude, vile, burned out lounge lizard who just keeps hanging on to whatever threads of Andy's coattails he can get his fat slimy hands on. You've been doing this for two and a half decades now--trying to steal whatever scraps you can from a good and decent, kind, generous and gentle man. Andy tried to get you to stop. He kept telling people not to believe you. Now 16 years after he's died, you still stick around like a buzzard at a burial, picking up scraps. GET A JOB. Learn to friggen' type! Wash your mouth out. Go to AA...........
Go on now- go, walk out that door.....
Don't turn around now, you're not welcome anymore
(Other than my few objections here, though, I really do love ya. Just had to get this off my chest).