Not real!?

by Zmuda

 

Hey! I'm as real as a heart attack!

It's your sleazy two bit lounge lizard friend that I'd question! He only exists because Kaufman rescued him from the miserable scumbag "existance" he had before Andy met him. Andy, in his infinite compassion, offered this creep a REAL life. A life beyond dead end hole-in-the-wall strip joints, and doing the opening act for circus freaks!

And THIS is the thanks he gets from Tony? He MADE Tony what he is today. Without Andy, Tony would have died a slow torturous death in the bowels of the Nevada desert. So how does Tony thank him? He CLAIMS that he doesn't even know Kaufman! He CLAIMS that he has made it on his own! What a joke!

He's been riding Kaufman's coattails for long enough!

Just wanted to get that off my shoulders. If you fans want to go see Tony, it's probably a good idea. He ain't gonna be around much longer. But just remember who got Tony into the position he's in today. It sure as Hell wasn't Tony!!!

Glad to hear he's takin' care of himself. He must be down to two quarts of whiskey, 3 packs of butts, and 3 or 4 pounds of animal flesh a day. But, hey, ANY improvement is a positive thing!

Bob



Posted on Oct 8, 2000, 3:36 PM

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