Dat title is a good slogan from yers trouly, and you can use it. I also like "It's Da Humor, Stupid".
Humor, rumor, tumor! Heh heh heh. Zamuda's serious like a heart attack, I'm serious like a tumor! Get it? Dat's comedy relief!
Whoever sez ya need ta worry about me in fronta da crowd, fergit it. Just put up a security screen, so nuthin' dey throw gets through. Bullet-proof glass fer da debates
ain't a bad idea end I em not goin' in a Winnebago at all! I want my own, eeh, eeh, ~motorcoach~, or ~motorcade~, or whatever John Madden has - I went in his house
on wheels fer a party awhlie back, end it was good enuf. Find out who did him, end I'll hire 'em!
Zamuda can't even handle his own press realations, heh heh heh. Dat's why his book ain't sellin'.
However, I would like ta offer da job of "security adviser" to dat guy who almost beat Koffman in da wrestling ring...Jerry Lawler...