I can't believe that andybody would take the time to do this.
I can't believe that the author of this was actually born in 1969.
I can't believe that the author is clever enough to come up with some of the puns contained above, yet too socially unskilled to want to interact on a more mature level.
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"Fulfil" is the way it is printed in the text, and not a typo. Many of the other typos are the result of a dirty keyboard. I know perfectly well how to spell.