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Nobody leaned back in his chair, keeping a tight hold on the duct taped Lillian Garcia. Smiling he looked up at the latina. "Who would you say, kitten?" Only to get a glare from the former announcer.

"She gets this way when she's hungry for some hot lovin. Anyway, I guess my first choice would be Frank Mir. Submission specialists are always welcome And Mir has a 12 - 4 record with 7 submissions. Plus he has mad Brazilian Jiu Jitsu skills. As for his record, I am confident that had he not been in that motorcycle accident in 2004, he would have loads more submissions under his belt."

"Next up would be Antonio Rodrigo Nogueria. The man is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, as well as Judo. The ONLY man to hold the heavyweight belts in both UFC and Pride. You want to talk records? How about 32 wins and 5 losses, 1 draw, and 1 no contest? How about 20 submission wins? Minotauro definitely needs a spot."

"Third, Lyoto Machida. 16 - 0. Blackbelt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a 3rd-dan black belt in Shotokan. 5 knockouts, 2 submissions, One bad ass Brazilian mutha fucka, nuff said!. And speaking of Nuff said, Diego Sanchez. 21 - 2, 6 knockouts and 9 submissions, nuff fuckin said."

"And finally we have....Angelica's twin Shelly Martinez. That way I could call her Angelica while trying to get her in a three way with me and Lillian."



Posted on Nov 11, 2009, 5:41 PM

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