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  • What is a church?
    • Arthur Dent (Login ArtieDent)
      Posted Jun 9, 2012 11:44 PM

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      For all those baptist and kiddy fondling catholic priests, not to mention the Onesogs, Nuccs and other gay posters inspired by that hippy, commie, man loving Jesus guy.

      Zombie Jesus who sort of came back from the dead...

      Away in a graveyard, a stone overhead
      The zombie lord Jesus is raised from the dead
      The bones and the corpses are at his command
      And rise like their master to swarm o'er the land!
      The women are screaming, then running away
      Poor Mary and Martha are gnawed where they lay
      I fear thee, lord Jesus, your curs├ęd undeath
      With worms in your bowels and rot on your breath.
      Have mercy, lord Jesus, don't eat me today
      Next year I'll be bigger, I promise! I pray
      Some shaman or rabbi or priestess or such
      Will stake you and save us from your deadly touch.


      I know Bible literalists apologists have their explanations, but they are ultimately just band aids over bull sh!t.

      Biblical Pitfalls
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