Buzz, I have been studying pressure in the earths core. We have not had volcanic action on the East Coast in thousands of years. Apparently Dillard Ga is a prime area for this type of activity in the near future. The whole town could be blown into space like a teen popping a zit. It has to do with the pressure of the ocean, the earths core and the Mountains. I think you should strap a camera to your body and get ready to press record when this happens so we can see you fly up into space with all the crap you have at your store. Buzz Saw and his shit blown in to the air tumbling and turning together until it all heads back down to earth crashing to the ground.
Keep your saw in the Wood!