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  • One!life > Ladies: Bunker Ponders! (curse-or blessing!)
    • One!life (no login)
      Posted Nov 5, 2011 4:27 PM

      Was watch the Bunkers the other day.

      And it was Gloria's birthday,
      She was share'n that it was that time of month for her.

      and her daddy (Archie Bunker)told her to learn to talk more lady like.

      Her mother (Edith Bunker)told Gloria,
      that Archie might like hear'n her,
      call it Mother Nature is call'n.

      And Archie share'd ya that's more Lady Like,
      if ya have to share, that kind of stuff, openly!

      And Gloria share'd that her, co-work calls it,
      a friend is coming to vist.

      And Edith share'd that she had also,
      heard it call'd a Blessing!

      And Archie told Edith is not a Blessing it's a curse!

      KJV Bibe Read'ns:
      http://www.videcomp.com/kjv/TOC.html

      Genesis 3:1
      Now the serpent was more subtil
      than any beast of the field
      which the LORD God had made.
      And he said unto the woman,
      Yea, hath God said,
      Ye shall not eat
      of every tree of the garden?
      3:2 And the woman said
      unto the serpent,
      We may eat
      of the fruit
      of the trees
      of the garden:
      3:3 But
      of the fruit
      of the tree
      which is in the midst
      of the garden,
      God hath said,
      Ye shall not eat of it,
      neither shall ye touch it,
      lest ye die.
      3:4 And the serpent said
      unto the woman,
      Ye shall not surely die:
      3:5 For God doth know
      that in the day
      ye eat thereof,
      then your eyes
      shall be opened,
      and ye shall be as gods,
      knowing good and evil.

      3:6 And when the woman saw
      that the tree was good for food,
      and that it was pleasant to the eyes,
      and a tree to be desired to make one wise,
      she took of the fruit thereof,
      and did eat, and gave also
      unto her husband with her;
      and he did eat.
      3:7 And the eyes of them both were opened,
      and they knew that they were naked;
      and they sewed fig leaves together,
      and made themselves aprons.

      3:8 And they heard the voice
      of the LORD God walking in the garden
      in the cool of the day:
      and Adam and his wife hid themselves
      from the presence of the LORD God
      amongst the trees of the garden.
      3:9 And the LORD God called unto Adam,
      and said unto him, Where art thou?
      3:10 And he said,
      I heard thy voice in the garden,
      and I was afraid,
      because I was naked;
      and I hid myself.

      3:11 And he said,
      Who told thee
      that thou wast naked?
      Hast thou eaten of the tree,
      whereof I commanded thee
      that thou shouldest not eat?
      3:12 And the man said,
      The woman whom thou gavest
      to be with me,
      she gave me of the tree,
      and I did eat.

      3:13 And the LORD God said
      unto the woman,
      What is this
      that thou hast done?
      And the woman said,
      The serpent beguiled me,
      and I did eat.

      3:14 And the LORD God said
      unto the serpent,
      Because thou hast done this,
      thou art cursed
      above all cattle,
      and above every beast of the field;
      upon thy belly shalt thou go,
      and dust shalt thou eat
      all the days of thy life:
      3:15 And I will put
      enmity between thee and the woman,
      and between thy seed and her seed;
      it shall bruise thy head,
      and thou shalt bruise his heel.

      3:16 Unto the woman he said,
      I will greatly multiply thy sorrow
      and thy conception;
      in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children;
      {Luke 1:35
      And the angel answered and said unto her,
      The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee,
      and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee:
      therefore also that holy thing
      which shall be born of thee
      shall be called the Son of God.
      2:23 (As it is written in the law of the LORD,
      Every male that openeth the womb
      (Ponder: coming in or go'n out)
      shall be called holy to the Lord;)
      1Timothy 2:15
      Notwithstanding
      she shall be saved in childbearing,
      if they continue in faith
      and charity
      and holiness with sobriety.}
      and thy desire shall be
      to thy husband,
      and he shall rule over thee.

      One!life > Ponder: Is it a curse or a Blessing!

      Love you All As ONE!
      One!life

      p.s.
      Gloria and her mother got,
      into a disagreement,
      in the kitchen.
      But by the time the show end'd,
      Gloria told her mother (Edith) she was something

      Edith look'd at Archie and ask him,
      "Do you think I'm something?"
      And Archie share'd, "You Edith, are something else!"

      One!life

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