Across the Pond, Over the Sholder, To Grandma's House they Go!!!!
by Anonymous
Who was carrying who across a pond . . he was carrying her suitcase . . did not want her to get wet and dirty (like some female cop wanted to do to the most beautiful blonde AH replica in the world) . . half way across she said something to him . . what did she say? what did he say? Then, what did the toad hand the princess and say . . "hold onto this" . . then, when she was holding onto it, what did the toad do? Here are some choices:
o Continued on his toadful way with narry a care
o Sang a song of sixpence, carrying her across the rye
o Threw her in the mud puddle with her long white silk dress on
o Continued the deserved worship of this maiden
o Smack something tender, round, and covered with a heavy coat
If you get this one right, you get to kiss the mystery person who posted this . . her first initial is "A"