Yankee girls are aggressive
L.A.girls are possessive
If they won't do what you've taught 'em
Then you skelp them on the bare bottom
I am going to get a couple of Glesca keelies(Glasgow
Hardmen)to kidnap you,pour whisky down your throat and dump you in Saudi Arabia.They will then 'phone the police over there and report having seen a drunk blonde in the Main Square.Their obliging judges will
invite you out for a nice spanking.How about 1000 lashes!!!What about producing a video,you go round the
doors selling it in L.A.and i'll do the necessary on this side of the pond?What a wonderful idea,wish i'd thought of it before!!We could make a pile of dosh and live happily ever after.A spanking only kind of relationship.If i tried to satisfy your sexual demands,
i'd be dead in a week.Do you remember that happening to
Goldie Hawn in Private Benjamin?Still,you would inherit
enough to feed the cat for a week.