Tonight I saw KMK at the Shubert . . I had crabbed about it so much that a guy from the modeling agency I use took me . . it was cast party night . . so, he rented me a period costume and a long red wig . . and I went as Kate the fair . . He had me made up . . and I was a great shrew . . . he went as guess who? Kate's adversary . . . .
As Bill Shakespere would say, the play's the thing . . it was wonderful . . she was fantastic . . yelling . . shouting . . . tongue out all the time . . . to the scene itself . . . first, she gets a huge swat as the fight begins . . bit scream . . bending over . . great connection . . she kicks him . . hits him with a plate . . knocks off his hat . . punches him in the belly . . . great screaming and fuming . . tantrum to shock the world . . . loud . . but mouth . . hair waving around . . now does she deserve a spanking???
He sits on the table . . she swings at him and misses . . . grabs her wrist . . gets he belly down on the table . . . their eyes meet . . she screams . . he chuckles . . pulls her over his knee . . screams and kicks . . bounces up from his knee . . he holds her down . . he legs are hanging over the table . . target ready . . up go the dresses and pettycoats . . one by one . . there it is . . encased in knee length pantaloons . . bows and all . . he looks at it . . she screams . . smack! yell! Laugh! Smack! yell! Smack! loud yell! Curtain . . . curtain up . . she is rubbing the area attacked with her dresses up . . just a few seconds . . he preaches to her . . she fusses . . . hits him again . . "I couldn't tame you as a wife, but as an actress Lilly, I will".
Just as good as it can be . . . great shrew . . great spanking . . .
Cast party . . . date introduces ME as a "world class shrew" . . . others in costume . . . honestly . . I was the second best Kate at the party . . My make up was great . . the red wig went below my waist . . eyes were angry . . mouth overdone . . I got to dance with some of the dancers in the cast . . . the REAL kate is taller than me . . but I am PRETTIER!!!
Here I am . . in costume . . . 3 am typing this to you . . . . hate to change . . . and yes, I got about 5 swats in the rear at the party after the cast left from guys who couldn't resist after a glass or two . . .
So, Lilly, you must shower and go to bed . . you would be proud of me tonight . . I am a pretty good shrew after all . . . .