Wow . . I am getting my sails trimmed tonight . . I just know I am on thin ice going after these three . . Some people build monuments to the spankings in these three flicks . . . ALL of these three are "build up", I agree. The "build up" in these flicks is nearly outrageous . . . I am going to rate these three on two dimensions . . build up and spanking . . .
Iron Maiden . . .You know this one is coming when she won't move her car . . he is egging her on to cause her to brat off . . . the chase is fantastic . . just long enough to earn the spanking . . he gets up on the tractor . . she makes a puny run attempt . . and over his knee . . real cute kid . . bad dress . . looks like they starched the skirt it sticks up so high . . but he does connect on her bottom . . nice sounds, kicking and the rest . . . lets her up . . the look on her face is fantastic . . "you spanked me" she should have said . . on a scale of 1 to 10 . . . this is a 7 and 6 of this is for the anticipation.
Blue Hawaii . . when Elvis nearly smacks her rear earlier in the movie . . it is on the way . . dressing in the stolen gown (not a VS product) is setting it up . . notice . . it is not a gown like Haver wears in her flick . . if Haver got wet and spanked . . this would be something . . she tries to drown herself . . when he picks her out of water he needs to pull her dress down . . it is crawling up . . the dialog . . "nobody ever . . ." is tempting . . over the knee . . head down (blood rushing to head) . . he spanks . . can't see the rear much . . all pleated dress . . good spanking . . Elvis is a real doll . . would love to get spanked by him when he was 30 . . . on the rating scene . . . 7 . . . mostly for preparation and the fact that Elvis is prettier than the spankee . . . face is too long . . like a long nose.
Mcclintock . . . Maureen is an idle . . in the Quiet Man . . a spanking would have counted . . the chase was fantastic . . when she was up the ladder, great view of her rear . . smooth and fat . . . in the water, the woman she pulled in with her would have been a better spankee . . . OTK . . . can't go through the chase anymore . . . facial expressions are fantastic . . pain and agony . . Irish eyes flashing . . mouth twisted . . looking back at her attacker . . . I don't know if Mr. BoozeNose spanked her or not, but if he did with that coal shovel . . on and on it goes . . yells and shouts . . throws her on the ground . . wince . . . ouch . . . . she is fantastic for a FAT GRANDMOTHER getting spanked . . (where did that come from I wonder?) . . . great spanking . . . not my favorite . . . but an 8 . . for sentimental reasons . . . . .