Rebecca, I love this type of humor. You are really right on. I have another one for "New Guy":
Wrinkliest Ass - - Your mother-in-law for keeping her girdle on too tight
Pompous Ass - - You for assuming these real stars care whether you think a nothing like "New Guy" thinks they are "spankable" or not
Rubbin' Ass - - You for getting excited when you think about pictures of great behinds - - because you have never seen a nice one on any woman you know
Pussiest Ass - - Your son-in-law for what he caught from being with your daughter's ass
God but this is fun!! But I think your posts were the best, Rebecca