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Winnipeg Jets Joke from Phoenix :(

July 13 2000 at 7:07 PM
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> > >> Two guys from Winnipeg die and wake up in hell. The next day the
> > devil
> > >stops
> > >> in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and
> > bomber
> > >hats
> > >> warming themselves around the fire.
> > >>
> > >> The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for
> > you?"
> > >>
> > >> The two guys reply, "Well, ya know, we're from Manitoba, the land of
> > snow
> > >> and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little
> > bit,
> > >ya
> > >> know."
> > >>
> > >> The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up
> > the
> > >> heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still
> > dressed
> > >> in parkas, hats and mittens.
> > >>
> > >> The devil asks them again, "Its awfully hot down here, can't you guys
> >
> > feel
> > >> that?"
> > >>
> > >> Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told you yesterday, we're
> > from
> > >> Manitoba, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a
> > chance
> > >> to warm up a little bit, ya know."
> > >>
> > >> This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two
> >
> > >guys.
> > >> He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing
> > and
> > >> screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from
> > >Winnipeg
> > >> and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and
> > drinking
> > >> beer.
> > >>
> > >> The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and
> > you
> > >> two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
> > >>
> > >> The two Winnipeg lads reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much
> > warm
> > >> weather up there in Manitoba, we've just got to have a fish fry when
> > the
> > >> weather's this nice."
> > >>
> > >> The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally
> > he
> > >> comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they
> > have
> > >been
> > >> cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in
> > hell.
> > >> Icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they
> >
> > >> are unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth.
> > >>
> > >> The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Winnipeg lads.
> > He
> > >gets
> > >> there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens.
> > They
> > >> are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like madmen.
> >
> > >>
> > >> The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the
> > heat
> > >> you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. What is
> > wrong
> > >> with you two?"
> > >>
> > >> The Winnipeg boys look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't ya
> > know,
> > if
> > >> hell froze over that must mean the Jets moved back to Winnipeg and
> > won
> > the
> > >> Stanley Cup."

 
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