HiJo

After a few hours deep in thought and alone in the photocopier room it dawned on me, I am the next "last messenger" of God.

I am foretold

Jeremiah 51:31
One courier follows another and messenger follows messenger
Thats me

Luke 12:54
"When you see a cloud rising in the west, immediately you say, 'It's going to rain,' and it does.

A cloud is white and fluffy, I am from the west, its obviously me, and I am raining down upon the INC

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