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How about this prayer

May 25 2017 at 2:05 AM
HiJo  (Login hijo7591)


Response to If EVM really sent out hit men, that would be so disgusting. We need to pray for him,

 

Lets say a prayer for our living god


Our EVM, which art in forbes park or the airbus, or Disneyland,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy $Millions come.
Thy will be done in earth,
As it isnt in heaven.
Give us this day our daily brainwashing.
And forgive us our trespasses against your holiness,
As we dont forgive them that trespass against you.
And lead us not into a real church,
But deliver us your evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
The power, and the glory,
Not the Ross Tipon book silly
For ever and ever.
Amen.

 
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  1. EVM might be a psychopath, in which case prayers for him would be almost certainly - Tomas on May 25, 2017, 5:21 AM
    1. EVM - hoopdedoo on May 25, 2017, 11:28 PM
      1. Oaths are allowed in special occasions, Paul made oaths, see 2 Cor. 1:23, - Tomas on May 26, 2017, 7:38 AM
     
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