Ah ha! Thought that would catch your attention!

It is to do with news, but not Lightning Seeds news. I have a request. I am to set up an abosultely barmy, incomprehendable spoof-news website. is anyone looney enough to join me in this quest for the holy quail?

Ha hem. The only requirements must be that the news is to be almost believeable yet at the same time be mad, looney, unfathomable, obtuse, literal, perhaps a little python-esque, looney, mad, and looney. Y'know, something along the lines of "Local lampost arrested for stalking neighbouring tree" blah blah.

Paul

Firstly, you bastard!! I really thought there was some Seeds news haha!!

Anyway, the new site sounds well funny, and a laugh. look forward to it!

"Firstly, you bastard!! "
Thanks Steve, nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

hahaha no problem!

Sounds like a cool idea, la. If I think of anything I'll let you know.

Jenny

Already working it, la.
I've seen a brief prototype of this site and it's superb. If you're completely insane with a utterly f**ked up sense of humour, sarcastic, politically anti-government-minded and beyond saving, then this site is for you.

btw, when you guys do see this, you may have suspicions about our web-host here. But believe me, he isn't on drugs. He's just a natural nutter.

3 little words that probably spell doom for the world as we know it, but sure it sounds like the crazy thing that will keep me from watching Trisha repeats.

Surely news that is believable yet mad etc is

"Lightning Seeds release new album, and 30 date tour to appease fans"


Well you can bend the truth only so far