"Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans . . .
by Cassandra
"NO MORE merciful beheadings . . . and CALL OFF CHRISTMAS!"
Was that the line you were thinking of, Professor, dear? I loved that one. It was quite as good as the various "spoon" remarks that punctuated his performance.
Why the heck was Kevin Costner portrayed as the hero, I wonder? He was positively insipid next to Rickman!