...that was another kind of mixed-up, slapped together stew of random elements I've seen and heard around the board, put together into something that is mostly likely quite WRONG--much like my picture. :P Ingredients were:
1. Lots of people think Severus Snape is sexy around here.
2. I've seen some risque or risque-ISH pictures of some of the adult HP characters, such as Lupin implied-naked* wearing only a cloak in the forest outdoors and so forth, and one of I BELIEVE Severus himself wearing VERY tight bellbottom jeans.
3. But I couldn't remember exactly WHO was shown "implied-naked" or who it was that had DRAWN them (although you'd be my first guess Cassandra (ducks)).
So. Add 2 cups flour, a tablespoon of spice, stir counterclockwise until smooth and bake in oven until half done.** End result:
Someone, somewhere, on this board, probably drew Severus naked at some point.
:P
Serves 6, or as many people as come to the messageboard. :P
...Notoroius
*What I mean by the phrase "implied naked" is that it's quite clear that they aren't actually wearing any CLOTHES, but the camera angle or an object conveniently happens to block the view of any seriously naughty bits. Therefore the picture is perhaps titillating but not really dirty at all. I am willing to go this far in my OWN pictures, such as my mermaids and lady centaurs who are quite clearly wearing nothing but their long hair conveeeeeniently happens to be right in the right spots...both of 'em but I never go any farther. Part prude, part don't-know-how-to-draw-it-and-would-embarrass-myself-if-I-tried, part chicken. :P
For males, he'd have to have SERIOUSLY long hair and be, er, holding it in front of himself on purpose so we'll just use a camera angle, a bent leg in the way, or even a bush or tree trunk or piece of furniture or even part of the body of another character who's also in the picture, in a pinch! Snicker.
