I find it hilarious the way that The Hero is always charging selflessly into battle, never flinching as he gets beat up... And then he whines like a baby when his faithful female tries to patch him up. Doesn't that tell you something about what men are?
Mwah hah hah hah.
Ooh yeah, Marion was one cruel girl. Was it before or after the little kiss-the-boo-boo scene that she whacked him in the face with the mirror?