Voldemort is a *sexy beast*!(don't ask. I was a camp and my cabin was "getting rid of the last of our candy") he is a hottie-patottie! (also camp)Also, I have *a-hem* certain reasons why Featherspy can't fall madly in love with Sirius. And Snape, well, he's a good guy to talk to, anf a good friend, but anything beyond that is creepy.
VOLDEMORT'S A SEXY BEAST!!!! He is! I'm sorry, I like SMART GUYS! And Voldmeort is a smart dude! And now that I think of it, baldness is hot! And, just to say it, he has "long, slender, pale-white fingers"! Sorry, I study Divination, and long fingers are definately sexy. Also, did I ever say, Thomas (Voldemort's original first name) mean "twin" MWA HA HA HA! Double your pleasure, double your fun!
(Five points off Slytherin!)