Owl Pellet Fantasy

by Taulai Lepora

 

Yes, that's loverly. Perhaps they do it so that the readers will have more sympathy for whoever has to clean up the owl room at Hogwarts.

Actually, I had a pet Great Horned Owl when I was a kid. She (actually, now that I know more about owls, I suspect it was a "he"--he was relatively small) had fallen into the street one winter and my dad (ever the collector of odd creatures. Ahem. No comments from *you*, Cassandra...) brought her home. She had a broken wing, we didn't know wildlife rehab *existed*, so Tyl lived with us for five years and loved me to pieces. She was the coolest. And I watched her york up many a bone-filled pellet. She got this happy, serene look on her face, clicked her bill a few times, and then...BWOLMP! *splat!*

'Course I already knew what was in them, so I didn't bother to dissect them.

Hey, capitalism isn't the problem. It's idiots who buy the stuff who are the problem. And as someone else has already said: If you don't buy it, it will go away.





Posted on Jan 2, 2001, 8:22 AM

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