Honestly, Taulai, you sound exactly like her! Come on, cackle for us again, pleaaaaaaase? **Pleading Puppy Eyes of Death.**
Furthermore, I wonder if anyone's ever pointed out to these consummate twats that, by all definitions, their religion is virtually an apostasy. (Not to go knocking it or anything.)
I should mention that to the Friendly Neighbourhood Jehovah's Witnesses who come by delivering bird cage lining in the guise of religious mags every month, but first I plan to inform them that I already have one monthly problem to worry about, thank you so very much.
Or maybe I'll just mention Harry Potter and let them give me an excuse to chase 'em off my property with a broom.