Y'all act like you've never seen a ring of power before
Jaws all on the floor like Bilbo with dwarves at his door
we'll whip Saurons ass worse than before
like bandobras the bullroarer
kicking orcs out the shire
"its the return of the"oh wait no wait,gandalf
you didn't say what i think you did,did you?
and Gandalf said"watch it frodo,saurons not dead hes back in Mordor"
aragorn and him love the little people
chika chika mr underhill
i'm sick of him look at him walking around with the u-know what
afraid of u-know who
yeah but his cousin's so cool though
yeah Pippin Sam and Merry are out on a mission
but better hurry Frodos getting preminions
and its time that Saurons out of remission
I've got a broken sword, I've got a broken sword
and if i'm lucky i might just kill an orc hoard
and thats the message that we deliver to the Dark lord
but I expect that he wont know that we've got isuldurs sword
of course hes gonna know that we have isuldurs sword
hes got his big red eye up in the tower dont he?
we aint nothing but halflings
well, some of us men and elves who cut other orcs open with our friends the eorlings
but if we can fall through moria and and dol-gulder and theres no reason that we cant come out alive and dressed in white
but if you feel like I feel i've got the antidote
for all the wounds the Nazgul make
now sing the chorus and it goes:
I'm Frodo Baggins, the real Frodo Baggins
all you other hobbits are miles better than me
so will the ring bearer please shut up?
please shut up?
(repeat)
you good guys dont have to betray people to win
well I do, i'll kill you like I killed him
you think I give a damm about aragorn? all you heroes cant even see me, let alone defeat me,
but sauron, what if they win? wouldn't it be weird?
why so these guys can just hide to get themselves here?
so they sit themselves here with sword and spear?
s**t isulders heir I'd better switch my chair
so I can spy out on Pippin and Frodo and Sam
and hear them argue over who should cook the ham
see i'm sick of you little fighting and war groups all you do is annoy me so i've been sent here to destroy you
and there is only one other a bit like me
whos evil like me
whos betrays his freinds like me
who has a mighty voice like me
saruman just might be the next best thing but hes not me
I'm the dark lord, yes i'm the real dark lord
all you other evil people are just
making me bored
so will the next best evil being plese stand up?
please stand up?
(repeat)
I'm like Gandalf to listen to
cos im only givin you things you leant about in the libary in rivendell
the only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front the nazgul and I can say 'mordor' and 'sauron' and all
I just get out my sword and swing it
and whether you like to admit it
I'm more powerful than any of you Gondor Stewards out there
then you wonder how can Gandalf listen to his advice like it was ice with the answers inside
cos at the rate I'm going when im 90
ill be the only ranger who hasn't claimed a country
pinching bread from elves amd I'm slacking and I'm hacking at the trees in the fangorn forest but this legendary sword isn't working
and every single person is in Saurons service lurking
could be working in Helms Deep or shooting at you from the Gondor keep
or down in rohan on a white horse circling round the land screaming 'ASH NAZG' with his sword up and his shield down
so will the real strider please stand up?
and hold the shards of Narsil quite high up?
and be proud to be outta your league
and outta your depth
and one more time loud as you can hows it go?
I'm isulders heir yes i'm his real heir
all you other stewards and kings are just warming the seat there
so will denethor and farimar please get lost?
please get lost?
(reapeat)
and I'm frodo baggins, yes I'm the real Baggins
all you other Hobbits are miles better than me
so wont the mr baggins please shut up?
please shut up?
ha,I guess theres hobbit in all of us
forget it
lets all shut up.....
so what do you think? thanx must go out to Avis and errol who helped me loads with this
Posted on Jul 28, 2000, 2:14 PM from IP address 195.92.198.73