Señores y señoras, excusenme las palabras, pero era que estaba un poco frustrado, ademas era muy niño.
Por favor perdonenme.
Esta fue una carta que le escribi a Santa cuando tenia 7 años.
Dear Santa: You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of
December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that
have occurred since the beginning of the month! (While filled with
illusion, I wrote you a letter) I asked for a bicycle, an electric train
set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain
studying the whole year! Not only was I first in my class, but I had thebest
grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you Santa, there was no
one in my entire neighborhood that behaved
better than me.
With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors. Hell
I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There
was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity, so I ask you...
WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, a STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND
A PAIR OF SOCKS!! What the FUCK were you THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A
BITCH!?! That you've taken me for a SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, to come
out with some SHIT LIKE THIS under the damn tree. AS IF YOU HADN'T
FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY
FUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE!
Please don't let me see you trying to fit your BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY
NEXT YEAR! I'LL FUCK YOU UP! I'll throw rocks at those STUPID ASS REINDEERS
OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK
YOUR BIG FAT ASS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME
THAT FUCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! You know what Santa, FUCK YOU!!
Next year you'll find out HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING BE...YOU'VE BEEN
STEPPING ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR,
YOU FAT BITCH!
Sincerely,
Johnny
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