One message I would have if I went on the show would be not to drink, and far to many people drink and if you have a drinking problem it's time to quit...
The next message is, Jesus is near and coming...
The 3rd message would be if you miss Jesus coming then you will have to face the Anit-christ...
Now if this doesn't work, I'll have to scar them. Then I will go on and on about how bad the end of the world will be...